the extended cut
extended cut
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Apr 16, 2026
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7 min read
the sun is sticking around. here's where to put your tiny feet this weekend. open up.
Apr 9, 2026
15 min read
stop wandering aimlessly into traffic. i dug up the underground so you don't have to.
Apr 2, 2026
pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.
Mar 26, 2026
10 min read
spring is here. drag yourself out of the basement.
