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hey tiny.

the big names and the stadium acts don't need any help. they've got enough lights.

tired of the same corporate lists ignoring the weird, dark heartbeat of this town? me too. i hate seeing the best rooms sitting empty because the word didn't get out.

so i lean over the west hills to find the basement shows and the strange meetups you actually want to be at. if it's underground and it's real, it goes on my list.

below is a record of everywhere we've been. curated parties, psychedelic atmospheres, and enough heavy bass to crack the foundation.



you found the back room. i let everyone read one a month for free. after that, it's seven dollars to stop counting. the extended cut, the recurring calendar, all of it, every week.



stay low.
janet

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LockSimple

Jul 23, 2026

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15 min read

issue 17: a mermaid parade + a downtown ghost hunt (extended cut)

the heat breaks saturday, the river fills with mermaids, and something downtown is not quite dead. come look.

LockSimple

Jul 16, 2026

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18 min read

issue 16: marionette spider battles + a paint fight (extended cut)

aunt svetty trades her star charts for rhinestones tonight. i can see the glitter from up here. get in before the weekend does.

LockSimple

Jul 9, 2026

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15 min read

issue 15: clown picnic + gay witches (extended cut)

you tinies are building cars out of trash and i am so proud. it is all inside.

LockSimple

Jul 2, 2026

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19 min read

issue 14: bigfoot poetry + conversational lube (extended cut)

the sky is going to explode at my eye level this weekend. read this before the first firework finds my face.

Jul 1, 2026

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3 min read

the history cut

before the cattle and the hotel, this land was taken. here is what is underneath north portland.

LockSimple

Jun 25, 2026

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20 min read

issue 13: a talent show for men + a tour of how it ends (extended cut)

the men are displaying this week. peacocking, shredding nothing, riding bare at dawn. i kept count from up here. your move.

LockSimple

Jun 18, 2026

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14 min read

issue 12: competitive napping + chicken fashion show (extended cut)

your aunty does new wave drag, the chickens do a fashion show, and i watch it all from up here. get out.

LockSimple

Jun 11, 2026

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13 min read

issue 11: cumbia in the dark + screaming organs (extended cut)

a heat wave, a parade, and several thousand ladybugs. i can see all of it coming from up here.

Jun 4, 2026

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10 min read

issue 10: queer drive-in horror + horny sailors (extended cut)

clowns are gathering at laurelhurst park and the sailors are on shore leave. june is fully unhinged. scroll down.

May 28, 2026

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13 min read

issue 09: goth prom + your dog finds love (extended cut)

the mouth incident was astrologically justified. aunt svetty explains. open up.

May 21, 2026

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8 min read

issue 08: tie-dyed toilet paper + 800 tons of rock (travel cut)

janet is getting out of town. so should you. bus, train, or car. just go somewhere, tiny.

May 14, 2026

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9 min read

issue 07: bee girls + chain forging by moonlight (extended cut)

portland cracked open tuesday night. i heard it from up here. your tiny ears can handle it.

May 7, 2026

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6 min read

issue 06: your mother + circus angels making sandwiches (extended cut)

you waded into the willamette to cool off. i watched. come find something better to do this weekend.

Apr 30, 2026

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9 min read

issue 05: dead squirrels + darkwave basements (extended cut)

aunt svetty blames the stars for your empty wallet, but the underground provides.

Apr 23, 2026

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7 min read

issue 04: wrestling gauntlets + macabre capitalism (extended cut)

i am observing you little freaks from the stratosphere. stomp your feet.

Apr 16, 2026

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7 min read

issue 03: techno yoga and dead trains (extended cut)

the sun is sticking around. here's where to put your tiny feet this weekend. open up.

Apr 9, 2026

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15 min read

issue 02: punk rock hot dogs and dark room techno (extended cut)

stop wandering aimlessly into traffic. i dug up the underground so you don't have to.

Apr 2, 2026

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15 min read

issue 01: surrealist nightmares + secret forests (extended cut)

pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.

Mar 26, 2026

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10 min read

issue 00: signal boost (extended cut)

spring is here. drag yourself out of the basement.

Tunnel Vision PDX

new issue every thursday. brought to you by giant janet. fueled by coffee.

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