[ ARCHIVING ]

hey tiny.

the big names and the stadium acts don't need any help. they've got enough lights.

tired of the same corporate lists ignoring the weird, dark heartbeat of this town? me too. i hate seeing the best rooms sitting empty because the word didn't get out.

so i lean over the west hills to find the basement shows and the strange meetups you actually want to be at. if it's underground and it's real, it goes on my list.

below is a record of everywhere we've been. curated parties, psychedelic atmospheres, and enough heavy bass to crack the foundation.



stay low.
janet

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Jun 11, 2026

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13 min read

issue 11: cumbia in the dark + screaming organs (extended cut)

a heat wave, a parade, and several thousand ladybugs. i can see all of it coming from up here.

Jun 4, 2026

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10 min read

issue 10: queer drive-in horror + horny sailors (extended cut)

clowns are gathering at laurelhurst park and the sailors are on shore leave. june is fully unhinged. scroll down.

May 28, 2026

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13 min read

issue 09: goth prom + your dog finds love (extended cut)

the mouth incident was astrologically justified. aunt svetty explains. open up.

May 21, 2026

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8 min read

issue 08: tie-dyed toilet paper + 800 tons of rock (travel cut)

janet is getting out of town. so should you. bus, train, or car. just go somewhere, tiny.

May 14, 2026

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9 min read

issue 07: bee girls + chain forging by moonlight (extended cut)

portland cracked open tuesday night. i heard it from up here. your tiny ears can handle it.

May 7, 2026

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6 min read

issue 06: your mother + circus angels making sandwiches (extended cut)

you waded into the willamette to cool off. i watched. come find something better to do this weekend.

Apr 30, 2026

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9 min read

issue 05: dead squirrels + darkwave basements (extended cut)

aunt svetty blames the stars for your empty wallet, but the underground provides.

Apr 23, 2026

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7 min read

issue 04: wrestling gauntlets + macabre capitalism (extended cut)

i am observing you little freaks from the stratosphere. stomp your feet.

Apr 16, 2026

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7 min read

issue 03: techno yoga and dead trains (extended cut)

the sun is sticking around. here's where to put your tiny feet this weekend. open up.

Apr 9, 2026

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15 min read

issue 02: punk rock hot dogs and dark room techno (extended cut)

stop wandering aimlessly into traffic. i dug up the underground so you don't have to.

Apr 2, 2026

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15 min read

issue 01: surrealist nightmares + secret forests (extended cut)

pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.

Mar 26, 2026

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10 min read

issue 00: signal boost (extended cut)

spring is here. drag yourself out of the basement.

Tunnel Vision PDX

new issue every thursday. brought to you by giant janet.

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