issue 32: the crappiest robots in town + a dominatrix judging improv (extended cut)

one of this week's robots is mostly tape. it is still more prepared than you. come watch.

issue 31: naked zombies on bicycles + an extra hour of halloween (extended cut)

the clocks fall back saturday night. i know exactly how i am spending the hour.

issue 30: possessed nuns, uncut + punks judge each other's jackets (extended cut)

i can see the safety pins glinting from here. tomorrow night at brujos the vests get judged.

issue 29: an organ that hijacks your radio + a werewolf cheerleader seeking a pack (extended cut)

tune to 88.1 and wait. i can hear it from up here. come find out what it is.

issue 28: a pet ofrenda + the robot on trial (extended cut)

the dead get candles. the robot gets a lawyer. same saturday.

issue 27: the smoking gator + a haunted house in somebody's actual house (extended cut)

october has a hundred and forty-two ways to scare you. i counted.

celebrating: halloween 2026

380+ listings. every haunt, corn maze, cemetery walk and horror double feature from portland to tacoma. final update.

issue 26: shakespeare in drag + a clown who arrives in a basket (extended cut)

fall made it official tuesday. i found the sweater. you find the plans.

issue 25: mushroom jazzercise + mega man beaten live on stage (extended cut)

the sidewalks are outworking the venues this week. i have been watching both. get out while the weather holds.

Oregon Career Opportunity Grants

issue 24: a cult town sells darkness by the night + three holes in a roof (extended travel cut)

somebody has to hold the place down while i am gone

issue 23: bad hair, good revenge + competitive pastry eating (extended cut)

the calendar owes you nothing after monday

issue 22: a man wants a nemesis + competitive parallel parking (extended cut)

we lost two on tuesday. also a man will lend you a costume, monologue at you, and run away. free, like sixteen other things in here.

issue 21: zombie puppet dinner theater + a pool full of beans (extended cut)

six separate goodbyes to summer on one calendar. none of them agree on the date. i counted from up here.

issue 20: corn dogs with faces + a sauna scandal (extended cut)

no engines. no brakes. one volcano. and that is only saturday morning.

issue 19: carnivorous plants + puppets end the world (extended cut)

the weekend does not care about the air quality. neither, apparently, do you. good.

issue 18: leopalooza + funeral for a mall (extended cut)

it is leo season, so half this city thinks it invented august. here is the other half's plan.

issue 17: a mermaid parade + a downtown ghost hunt (extended cut)

the heat breaks saturday, the river fills with mermaids, and something downtown is not quite dead. come look.

issue 16: marionette spider battles + a paint fight (extended cut)

aunt svetty trades her star charts for rhinestones tonight. i can see the glitter from up here. get in before the weekend does.

issue 15: clown picnic + gay witches (extended cut)

you tinies are building cars out of trash and i am so proud. it is all inside.

issue 14: bigfoot poetry + conversational lube (extended cut)

the sky is going to explode at my eye level this weekend. read this before the first firework finds my face.

the history cut

before the cattle and the hotel, this land was taken. here is what is underneath north portland.

issue 13: a talent show for men + a tour of how it ends (extended cut)

the men are displaying this week. peacocking, shredding nothing, riding bare at dawn. i kept count from up here. your move.

issue 12: competitive napping + chicken fashion show (extended cut)

your aunty does new wave drag, the chickens do a fashion show, and i watch it all from up here. get out.

issue 11: cumbia in the dark + screaming organs (extended cut)

a heat wave, a parade, and several thousand ladybugs. i can see all of it coming from up here.