you don't know what you're missing out on
extended cut
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Apr 30, 2026
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9 min read
aunt svetty blames the stars for your empty wallet, but the underground provides.
Apr 23, 2026
7 min read
i am observing you little freaks from the stratosphere. stomp your feet.
Apr 16, 2026
the sun is sticking around. here's where to put your tiny feet this weekend. open up.
Apr 9, 2026
15 min read
stop wandering aimlessly into traffic. i dug up the underground so you don't have to.
Apr 2, 2026
pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.
Mar 26, 2026
10 min read
spring is here. drag yourself out of the basement.
Mar 18, 2026
5 min read
janet has the coordinates.
Mar 11, 2026
1 min read
this is a test of the giant janet broadcasting machine. stay tuned
