astrology by aunt svetty
extended cut
+2
Jul 2, 2026
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19 min read
the sky is going to explode at my eye level this weekend. read this before the first firework finds my face.
+1
May 28, 2026
13 min read
the mouth incident was astrologically justified. aunt svetty explains. open up.
Apr 30, 2026
9 min read
aunt svetty blames the stars for your empty wallet, but the underground provides.
Apr 2, 2026
15 min read
pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.
