astrology by aunt svetty
extended cut
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Nov 5, 2026
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23 min read
one of this week's robots is mostly tape. it is still more prepared than you. come watch.
Oct 1, 2026
27 min read
october has a hundred and forty-two ways to scare you. i counted.
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Sep 10, 2026
18 min read
somebody has to hold the place down while i am gone
Aug 6, 2026
20 min read
the weekend does not care about the air quality. neither, apparently, do you. good.
Jul 2, 2026
19 min read
the sky is going to explode at my eye level this weekend. read this before the first firework finds my face.
May 28, 2026
13 min read
the mouth incident was astrologically justified. aunt svetty explains. open up.
Apr 30, 2026
9 min read
aunt svetty blames the stars for your empty wallet, but the underground provides.
Apr 2, 2026
15 min read
pick your poison. try not to get lost out there.
it is leo season, so half this city thinks it invented august. here is the other half's plan.
the heat breaks saturday, the river fills with mermaids, and something downtown is not quite dead. come look.
