celebrating
extended cut
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Jul 2, 2026
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19 min read
the sky is going to explode at my eye level this weekend. read this before the first firework finds my face.
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Jun 4, 2026
10 min read
clowns are gathering at laurelhurst park and the sailors are on shore leave. june is fully unhinged. scroll down.
it is leo season, so half this city thinks it invented august. here is the other half's plan.
the heat breaks saturday, the river fills with mermaids, and something downtown is not quite dead. come look.
