Jiu-Jitsu Brown Belch Pirate Seeks First Mate

Jiu-Jitsu Brown Belch Pirate Seeks First Mate [ more ] a captain in training out of oregon city wants a first mate, training partner, and videographer for two years aboard verdandi. she is a 60-foot steel sailboat, built in 1955 as a wedding present, wrecked near waldport in 1973, and rebuilt by a salvage diver over fifteen years. the route runs over the columbia bar this month, then seattle for dive school, then the northwest passage in 2028, then norway. no salary. you get room and board aboard, paid jiu-jitsu training, diesel and rigging and navigation lessons, ownership in the media brand, and a cut of any treasure. the one hard requirement is that you can shoot. apply with a 2 to 5 minute pitch reel. he is also looking for a medic, a diesel mechanic, a rigger, a solar electrician, and someone who can keep sourdough alive at sea.

DEADLINE: OPEN NOW - FIRST SAIL THIS MONTH

“I would rather sound insane and be honest than sound reasonable and have you show up surprised at what you signed up for.”

THE CAPTAIN IN TRAINING, S/V VERDANDI

the title says brown belch. i assume he meant belt. i have decided not to ask. a man who firewalks with paperwork and plans to fix his own hull from underneath in the arctic can burp at whatever rank he likes.

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