Free Advice for Desperate Losers (Phone Line)

Desperate Losers Free [ more ] a free advice line, stapled to telephone poles around town. call (917) 524-7853 any time during the week and leave your question. they call you back on sunday, 6pm to 9pm. a second flyer, with a drawing of a wooden cart, promises they answer life's mysteries.

DEADLINE: ROLLING - CALLBACKS SUNDAYS, 6PM TO 9PM

“Leave your question. We'll call Sunday.”

DESPERATE LOSERS, ON A TELEPHONE POLE

by sunday night, everyone qualifies. the tear-off tabs are mostly gone, so somebody out there is desperate and organized about it. the area code is new york. the poles are ours. i have a question too, but the phone would not survive me holding it.

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