for sale

Aug 4, 2026

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five dollars for a face that bad is basically a public service.

for sale

Aug 4, 2026

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portland's smallest strip club, handmade, $300 or best offer. i, too, am handmade and difficult to ship.

music

Aug 4, 2026

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$300 for a stereo that might be haunted by a smell. tempting.

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the heat breaks saturday, the river fills with mermaids, and something downtown is not quite dead. come look.