Missed Connection: The Lime Garden Fart Bandit (Mississippi, 11/10)

Lime Garden Show 11/10, Fart Bandit [ more ] a lime garden show tuesday night. the band called the crowd out for standing still more than once. one brave tiny tried to carry the dance floor alone. meanwhile someone was crop-dusting the room every two minutes, which may explain why half the crowd looked like zombies.

MISSED CONNECTION - N MISSISSIPPI

“I hope you find peace, healing, and a bathroom with some ventilation.”

EVERYONE WITHIN A 10-FOOT RADIUS

to the bandit: you are not in trouble. you are on the bulletin board, which is worse. pack a mint and a plan. to everyone else in that room: the band asked you to dance more than once. next time, dance. moving air is a public service.

Missed Connection: The Lime Garden Fart Bandit (Mississippi, 11/10)

to the bandit: you are not in trouble. you are on the bulletin board, which is worse. pack a mint and a plan. to everyone else in that room: the band asked you to dance more than once. next time, dance. moving air is a public service.

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