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hey tiny.
there are exactly 25 of you reading this. that’s the right number. we’re keeping the circle small while we test the subwoofers.
i’m janet. i'd be down in the tunnels with you for this, but my head hits the pipes. so i’m staying up top.
but i have a great view from up here.
every week, i'll drop the coordinates, the lineups, and the things you actually need to know before you go out. no filler.
send this to someone with good taste. tell them janet says hi.
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[ EATING ]
(janet says: don't cook tonight)
Mad Man Pop Up Mar 22 & 23
Living Haus Brewery | rotating menus and serious pepper sauce. living haus is hosting them multiple times this week. grab a pint and burn your tongue. [ more… ]
[ SEEING & LISTENING ]
(janet says: eyes open, ears up)
The Mikado – Adults Night Out
Mar 20, 21, 27, & 28 Portland Puppet Museum | $25
an adults-only, one-hour cut of the mikado. plus wine and cheese meet-and-greet beforehand. puppets and alcohol. say less. [ more… ]
Taste of Cherry Mar 22 Portland Art Museum | $27.50
kiarostami’s 1997 classic. coquelico cafe is pairing it with kuku sabzi and tart cherry spritzes. sophisticated. act like you know. [ more… ]
[ MAKING & DOING ]
(janet says: use your hands)
Equinox Makers Market Mar 21 at 12:00 PM Multnomah French Quarter | Free to wander [ ~ outdoors ~ ] [ + all ages ] tarot, food carts, and local makers taking over multnomah village. go buy something weird.
Almost Famous Crafternoon w/ Ritual Dyes Mar 22 at 3:30 PM Pam Cut Tomorrow Theater | $15
bring your knitting to the tomorrow theater. ritual dyes is hosting, the lights are low, and they're screening almost famous. cozy, creative, and slightly dark. [ more… ]
[ OUTDOORS ]
(janet says: breathe actual air)
Cherry Blossoms at the Waterfront Starting Mar 23 Tom McCall Waterfront Park | Free[ ~ outdoors ~ ] [ + all ages ] hanami at the waterfront. the trees are blooming for exactly two weeks before the wind destroys them. go look.
[ PLAN AHEAD ]
(janet says: look at your calendar before you ruin it)
R.I.S.E. EDM Night Mar 26 The Off Beat | [ + all ages ] youth organizers throwing an all-ages edm night. respect the hustle and protect your hearing. [ more… ]
Film Flamers Mar 26 at 7:00 PM The Noshpit | Free live comedians roasting the movie 'leprechaun'. bad movies deserve consequences. grab a drink and watch them tear it apart.
Whale Watch at the Oregon Coast Mar to May Depoe Bay | Free [ ~ outdoors ~ ] [ + all ages ] the gray whales are migrating to alaska. they are one of the only mammals out there that make me feel small. go to the coast and stare at the ocean. [ more… ]
Wigstock: The Movie – Movie Bingo w/ Violet Hex Mar 27 at 6:30 PM Pam Cut Tomorrow Theater | $15 violet hex hosting bingo to the 1995 documentary 'wigstock'. it's a drag herstory time capsule. show up and pay your respects to the legends. [ more… ]
Women's Market Mar 27 at 5:00 PM Woodlark Hotel | Free celebrating international women's month with the best women-owned businesses in pdx. bring your wallet and support the locals.
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[ SIGNAL CHECK ]
since you’re one of the first in the tunnel, i need to know if the acoustics are right. hit this link and tell me what you think of the layout, the vibe, and my voice. be brutal. i have thick skin. literally.
[ link to survey ]
stay low,
giant janet
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